{"id":1939,"date":"2025-03-14T23:55:00","date_gmt":"2025-03-15T03:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.metasilk.com\/wd\/sidetrack\/"},"modified":"2025-04-01T09:10:10","modified_gmt":"2025-04-01T13:10:10","slug":"sidetrack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.metasilk.com\/wd\/sidetrack\/","title":{"rendered":"Sidetrack!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am <em>slow<\/em> at cross-stitch! It&#8217;s soothing and precise, though. A good thing to do while watching <em>The Pink Panther<\/em> too. The funniest thing about watching the Steve Martin version is probably hearing my mother-in-law laughing so hard she nearly falls out of her chair!<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1948\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.metasilk.com\/wd\/sidetrack\/two-bird-x-stitch-wip\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.metasilk.com\/wpages\/wp-content\/uploads\/two-bird-x-stitch-wip.jpg?fit=620%2C620&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"620,620\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"two-bird-x-stitch-wip\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;Photograph of unfinished cross-stitch showing outlines of two medieval-style birds, with blue and green in their wings and orange and yellow in beaks and feet.  WIP by Kir Talmage.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.metasilk.com\/wpages\/wp-content\/uploads\/two-bird-x-stitch-wip.jpg?fit=620%2C620&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1948\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.metasilk.com\/wpages\/wp-content\/uploads\/two-bird-x-stitch-wip.jpg?resize=620%2C620&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Photograph of unfinished cross-stitch showing outlines of two medieval-style birds, with blue and green in their wings and orange and yellow in beaks and feet.\" width=\"620\" height=\"620\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.metasilk.com\/wpages\/wp-content\/uploads\/two-bird-x-stitch-wip.jpg?w=620&amp;ssl=1 620w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.metasilk.com\/wpages\/wp-content\/uploads\/two-bird-x-stitch-wip.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.metasilk.com\/wpages\/wp-content\/uploads\/two-bird-x-stitch-wip.jpg?resize=175%2C175&amp;ssl=1 175w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.metasilk.com\/wpages\/wp-content\/uploads\/two-bird-x-stitch-wip.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.metasilk.com\/wpages\/wp-content\/uploads\/two-bird-x-stitch-wip.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am slow at cross-stitch! It&#8217;s soothing and precise, though. A good thing to do while watching The Pink Panther too. The funniest thing about watching the Steve Martin version is probably hearing my mother-in-law laughing so hard she nearly falls out of her chair! &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1948,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-art"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/phmexg-vh","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1064,"url":"https:\/\/www.metasilk.com\/wd\/sketchbook-battleaxe\/","url_meta":{"origin":1939,"position":0},"title":"Sketchbook \/\/ Battleaxe","author":"Kir","date":"23 February 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Inspired by hubs\u2019 recent axe purchases, D&D, and various weaponry on various shows my family\u2019s been watching.Then my sister E said, \u201cThat picture looks like a mom quietly watching her children.\u201d\u00a0Should I worry?","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Art&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Art","link":"https:\/\/www.metasilk.com\/wd\/category\/art\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1016,"url":"https:\/\/www.metasilk.com\/wd\/sketchbook-perspective-practice\/","url_meta":{"origin":1939,"position":1},"title":"Sketchbook \/\/ perspective practice","author":"Kir","date":"1 June 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"As i post this, i have this trickle of memory\u2014 drawing this while sitting on the couch next to R, watching a show. 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